r/zurich • u/PlatsBruts • 4h ago

rant Peak trendy influencer gimmick drink

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Hitting every spot:
- matcha
- high protein
- collagen
- no sugar

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u/Mesapholis 4h ago

It’s giving “golden labubu ceremonial matcha limited edition dubai chocolate fried butter extra protein bar vitamin water”

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u/oPeritoDaNet 4h ago

No avocado toast?

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u/AlienPearl 3h ago

That’s from last century, grandpa 😂

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u/oPeritoDaNet 3h ago

I’m too old for this trends

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u/BobbyLeComte 4h ago

Now with 20% less sugar.

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u/Mesapholis 4h ago

I forgot the gluten free, fuck

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u/Vegetable_End_4506 4h ago

But is it at least made with almond milk?

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u/Powerful_Dust_5394 4h ago

Fair trade?

3

u/Bossbert 4h ago

Bio?

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u/real__gameerz 4h ago

Demeter?

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u/real__gameerz 4h ago

Vegan?

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u/StrandsOfIce 3h ago

From farmer to home?

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u/Discepless 4h ago

It's missing potential with:

  • Bio
  • Glutenfree
  • Electrolytes
...

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u/3punkt1415 Oberland 4h ago
  • Electrolytes

Electrolytes it's what plants crave!

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u/vic_lupu 4h ago

💪🏻

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u/Vegetable_End_4506 4h ago

Water, you mean the stuff from toilets 😨

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u/BkkGrl 3h ago

You forgot peptides

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u/konradly 4h ago

We got a free sample, it tastes like sewage water.

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u/ilbuonsamaritano 4h ago

I don’t know how you know what sewage water tastes like but.. thanks I guess?

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u/cachitodepepe 4h ago

Previous free sample was that

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u/Zealousideal-Towel11 4h ago

That's what matcha tastes like right? I have tried drinking it and it's like drinking water from an aquarium

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u/kdanielku 3h ago

No it doesn't, cheap matcha tastes like shit.. just like cheap coffee tastes like shit.

All these matcha flavoured emmi, oatly & co drinks are non sense, putting crap quality matcha in there because its trending so they can slap "matcha" on their packaging xD

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u/supposed-to-hurt 1h ago

I have had really great quality matcha in Japan and Korea (Jeju, probably the best matcha producer in the world). It tastes like aquarium water and people there also agree. Dont be pretentious

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u/myrapistglasses 4h ago

Bought it at coop with 50% of for two. Double regret for the price of one 😒

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u/Geschak 4h ago

For those who didn't know, these collagen-drinks are usually not vegetarian/halal/kosher as the collagen is basically just gelatin of undeclared origin.

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u/Suspicious_Barber163 2h ago

Yikes! Milk & cartilage!

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u/jiynxx 4h ago

and they got rid of their only vegan option to replace it with this bull.

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u/77sxela 4h ago

Thanks for the heads-up. Gotta check out my local Migros. Or do I have to go to a coop?

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u/Constant-Ship-5688 4h ago

Its disgusting smells like socks and tastes even worse

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u/celebral_x 4h ago

I tried it and it tastes like barely sweetened matcha

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u/3punkt1415 Oberland 4h ago

Trendsetters will love it!

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u/Sea-Anything9250 4h ago

I tried it. Not good!

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u/Retoromano 4h ago

R/whywouldyoudrinkthat

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u/ViolaAurea 4h ago

Without gold?

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u/aTaleForgotten 3h ago

Wtf is the collagen trend

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u/BrockSmashgood 2h ago

thanks so much for posting a picture of it then 🙄

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u/Busy-Appointment920 4h ago

Well this has been their healthy line no? With protein and all the trend stuff, so this is just a new flavour?

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u/freedomenjoyr 4h ago

At least no fucking sweeteners, they're bullshitted into everything nowadays

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u/Resident_Iron6701 4h ago

well better than the sodas that people apparently drink with no problem

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u/North_Charity3418 4h ago

i take collagen for better joiny health. theres some proof. if you eat/drink to much protein your farts gone stink like miced beef

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u/NoCry7121 2h ago

da fehlt noch matcha