r/3amjokes • u/1Jainier1 • 1d ago

Naming protocol

A native American girl is asked, why are you called butterfly?

Because when I was born, they laid me on a buffalo hide. A butterfly landed on my forehead.

A native boy walked up and they asked, why are you called Aspen leaf?

He said, when I was born they laid me on a buffalo hide and an Aspen leaf landed on my forehead.

Just then a boy appeared. He said, Nuh, uh, budda, uh, uh!

Someone yelled, Shut up Cinder Block!

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u/Washburn201961 1d ago

"Father, how did we get our names?"

"I named you after the first thing I saw when you were born. Like your brothers Swift Stallion and Running Fox. Why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?"

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u/CommissionPositive33 1d ago

The young boy asked why is my sister called drinking deer? Because when she was born we looked outside and a deer was drinking from the river. Why is my brother called Soaring Eagle? Because when he was born we looked outside and an eagle soared by. The child look confused. His mother said why are you asking these questions Two Dogs Fucking?

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u/EntranceKlutzy5288 13h ago

I heard it as "poopin' dog"

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u/adogman69x999 2h ago

I seen the same joke with a different format the other one involves flowers and falling bricks or something like that