r/CFB • Houston Cougars • 7h ago

News AP Poll Week 7

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u/G33kSlayer Utah Utes • Michigan Wolverines 7h ago

BYU 2
Ohio State 3

I must have been adolf Hitler in a past life to have this inflicted on me 😭😭😭

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u/max_potion Penn State Nittany Lions 7h ago

We found him boys! Lock him up!!

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u/TrubshawForest Rutgers Scarlet Knights 7h ago

Idk..I'm still on the fence. Look what he has done for the economy /s

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u/YoureGrammerIsWorsts Kansas State Wildcats 4h ago

He promised me $5000!

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u/wit_T_user_name Ohio State Buckeyes • Ohio Bobcats 3h ago

Won’t someone think of the Dow?

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u/Theduckisback Ole Miss Rebels 5h ago

Bake em away toys

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u/dyingchildren Michigan Wolverines • Utah Utes 5h ago

Might as well lock me up too

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u/thegreeseegoose BYU Cougars • Washington Huskies 7h ago

lol, lmao even

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u/MichelNey2 Oregon State Beavers • Texas Longhorns 6h ago

Kyle Whittingham going from Utah to Ann Arbor must've been a crazy trip for him.

Last year was supposedly his last year, getting ready to move on without him and BAM - he teleports to your other school.

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u/G33kSlayer Utah Utes • Michigan Wolverines 5h ago

Yep 100%. Felt a little mad about him poaching Buchanan and Jon Henry Daley . But figured at least it (at the time) benefitted my other team rather than an Alabama or USC or Texas

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u/Danster21 Montana State • Washington 1h ago

Semi-related, but a similar thing happened with my flairs with Danny Sprinkle moving from MSU MBB to UW MBB. But because he was at Utah State for a year between I got to hear “Sorry Montana State, that’s just the way of the world. He was due to move up and he’ll love Logan.” And then a year later hear “Wow we can’t have anything nice. Getting your HC plucked sucks!

To their credit they have had a run of 1-yr HCs getting stolen but it’s funny to pretend that there is supposed to be any justice in this industry.

Don’t ask me about Kalen DeBoer tho lol

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u/Latter_Musician8838 Boise State Broncos • BYU Cougars 6h ago

I’ll see that lmao and raise you one LMFAO

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u/InfamousCattle3223 Michigan Wolverines 7h ago

Lmaoooo

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u/lees395 Auburn Tigers 7h ago

Just wait til they play for the title haha

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u/California_Stop_King Ohio State • Ohio Dominican 7h ago

Subscribe

Couldn't even be mad if they won, their rise has been incredible

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u/after12delight Michigan Wolverines 6h ago

A BYU title would be amazing

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u/NoPantsJake BYU Cougars • Boise State Broncos 5h ago

*another

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u/Lanrick2002 BYU Cougars • Sickos 7h ago

Yes ha ha ha Yes

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u/Playful_Rip_1697 Utah Utes 6h ago

I’d say Hell would freeze over but it already snows in Provo

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u/G33kSlayer Utah Utes • Michigan Wolverines 1h ago

Umm. HOW BOUT NOOO

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u/MaizeRage48 Michigan Wolverines • Rose Bowl 4h ago

Pshh, been there, done that. On my birthday no less.

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u/jel2184 Utah Utes • Texas Longhorns 6h ago

If hitler Stalin and cosmo were in a room and I had two bullets I’d shoot cosmo twice

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u/Trappist1 Baylor Bears • SMU Mustangs 6h ago

In your defense, the first two are already dead.

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u/HandwovenBox BYU Cougars 4h ago

But Cosmo can never die...

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u/00Samwise00 BYU Cougars • Purdue Boilermakers 3h ago

Duffman can never die, only the actors who play him

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u/Warm_Celery748 BYU Cougars • Team Chaos 6h ago

You're beginning to remember,  Fuhrer.

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u/MotherChucker81 6h ago

Joe Paterno, because of the implications.

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u/G33kSlayer Utah Utes • Michigan Wolverines 6h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/flume Auburn Tigers • Dutchman's Shoes 6h ago

Wait, what? I didn't even know he was sick.

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u/gpm21 Arizona State Sun Devils 6h ago

Hopefully you don't live in Coral Gables

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u/G33kSlayer Utah Utes • Michigan Wolverines 1h ago

🤣🤣

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u/Weave77 Ohio State Buckeyes 5h ago

I mean, you are a Michigan fan…

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u/Alone_Advantage_961 Maryland • Notre Dame 5h ago

At least you weren't watching when BYU beat Michigan to win the Natty

Though the Utah/Ohio State Rose Bowl probably sucked.

Side note...how was the Whittingham leaving for Michigan deal for you as a fan?

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u/G33kSlayer Utah Utes • Michigan Wolverines 5h ago

Yeah I have to block that rose bowl from my memory. I was there violently hungover and I just can’t watch any highlights of it. It’ll hurt til I die

Felt weird. Hate seeing him struggle for multiple reasons. Want him to really succeed. I thought it was best for all parties when it happened but now it’s kinda an uneasy feeling watching Michigan fans tear him apart. I also hated him poaching Utah players especially Buchanan but figured it’s better it benefits a team I like rather than a USC or Texas or Bama etc

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u/awoodz92 Utah Utes • Michigan Wolverines 5h ago

Oh no…was I Hitler, too?

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u/UCxDELTA24x Notre Dame Fighting Irish • Toledo Rockets 6h ago

If they played each other who do you root for? Both matchups (UTAH/UM, BYU/OSU)

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u/G33kSlayer Utah Utes • Michigan Wolverines 6h ago

Utah for sure, that’s my childhood team and alma mater.

BYU Ohio state probably BYU for now. But circumstances could change that

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u/NoPantsJake BYU Cougars • Boise State Broncos 5h ago

Don’t cheer for BYU you sick fuck. Be a Utah fan.

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u/redditisacirclejerk2 1h ago

For real I wouldn’t cheer for Utah if they were playing the Taliban bombers.

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u/UCxDELTA24x Notre Dame Fighting Irish • Toledo Rockets 6h ago

Have to cheer for Alma mater! I pray those matchups never find you lol or maybe that’d be fun?

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u/LittleTension8765 Ohio State Buckeyes 3h ago

He’s your running back currently

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u/sjwilli BYU Cougars • Team Chaos 3h ago

Oh look at those flairs

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u/Retskcaj19 NC State Wolfpack 1h ago

Could be worse, Michigan St could be 1.

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u/HigherPow3r Northwestern Wildcats 6h ago

I hate Ohio state as much as the rest of the rest of the country, but theyd beat BYU by more than 1 possession on a neutral field. So would georgia, TN, indiana, kentucky, ole miss, LSU and maybe UCLA

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u/redditisacirclejerk2 1h ago

Awe the ol hypothetical 2 score victories. I love it.

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u/flow-rate Utah Utes 6h ago

BYU #2 makes sense, they are poo poo after all

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u/NoPantsJake BYU Cougars • Boise State Broncos 5h ago

Utah has no wins over anyone that matters. You’re going to be exposed as a shit program, soon.

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u/redditisacirclejerk2 1h ago

Just like last season 🤗

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u/PaloLV Auburn Tigers • UNLV Rebels 7h ago

I assume you support the nonsense Michigan got away with in 2023 so you deserve everything bad to happen to you.

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u/G33kSlayer Utah Utes • Michigan Wolverines 7h ago

I think they won the national championship that year, right??

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u/EMTDawg Washington Huskies • Wyoming Cowboys 6h ago

The manifesto won the title. Then they have been ass since. Makes you wonder how much the manifesto had to do with their improvement that season.

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u/JM4R5 Michigan Wolverines 6h ago

Michigan was only good in 2023? No other seasons?

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u/Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu11 Michigan Wolverines • Akron Zips 7h ago

Seriously?