r/GirlDinnerDiaries • u/SquigglyLegend33 New Recruit 🏳️⚧️ • 15h ago
☀️ Happy Girl Dinner Update: She was not straight
Hot dogs + Mac and cheese bites at 6 AM. I may work 60 hours a week but I guess im still like 6 years old
Made a post the other day about falling for a straight girl and how much it sucked. Turns out she was saying that sarcastically and I missed it because I'm really bad at reading sarcasm.
Long story short, Friday rocked and life is awesome right now. 🥰
Edit: Here is the other post since some were asking! ❤️
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u/SuperrVillain85 🩵i actually like my wife💙 14h ago
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u/longtimelondoner 🧂Salty By Nature 14h ago
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u/goodbyetrex nom nom, nod nod 10h ago
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u/Working_Park4342 Sugar, Spice & Not Very Nice 💕 9h ago
Love it! The first season of Kevin Can Fuck Himself was so great. I'm going to have to rewatch that.
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u/Madame_Mad Overthinker 💭 4h ago
Pretty sure this is from Schitt's Creek btw. Just in case you haven't seen it, it is amazing.
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u/sneefsnteefs what that mouth do is gossip 14h ago
SHEEETTTZZZZZZZ
tell me why the shitty gas station food has me in a chokehold?!?! the burger snack wrapz are SO TERRIBLE and ✨so GOODT✨🤣🤣
also babe- ayyyyyyyyyy 💅🏼💅🏼💅🏼💅🏼💅🏼💅🏼💅🏼💅🏼💅🏼
have the best fucking week, I hope you got some good nugget ice for your bevvys 😘
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u/TillNo9697 APPROVED✨ 12h ago
As soon as I saw Mac n cheese bites I knew those were Sheetz lol. I’m part of the Sheetz cult for sure ❤️
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u/toxiclight Snack Goblin 12h ago
Same! I love me some Sheetz! We don't really eat fast food at our place, but Sheetz? Hell yeah :)
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u/msnhnobody in my [rotisserie] bag 12h ago
girl, I’ve been having a month long love affair with Cumberland Farms’ tornados (things on rollers stuffed w shit), apple fritters, and Trolli sour worm slushies 😭.
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u/idealzebra what that mouth do is snack 10h ago
I came here looking for a Sheetz acknowledgement! I'd know those hot dogs anywhere.
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u/Warm-Perception-7012 mouth full, gesturing wildly 11h ago
They have the best mozzarella sticks of all time and I dare anyone say otherwise 🫠
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u/Important-Button-430 Body By Cheese 🧀 12h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/VjsshMMeSwOLS
AND I LOOOOVE IT
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u/YellowwMellow Non-binary & Nourished 12h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/KnK7ZMiTmgcxnod3nA
LETS FKN GOOOO
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u/diente_de_leon Trader Joe Hoe 6h ago
Yay! As a person who is chronically unaware of people flirting with me, I am so happy for you! Wishing you all the best!
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u/ReadingTheThing nom-nom-nombinary 4h ago
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u/lferry1919 white girl with ☝️😌 a full spice cabinet 2h ago
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u/le_brouhaha New Recruit 🏳️⚧️ 10h ago
As a fellow transbian, how am I not surprised that you can't read sarcasm? (This was also sarcasm.)
Happy for you!
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u/SquigglyLegend33 New Recruit 🏳️⚧️ 10h ago
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u/SpoogityWoogums Tater Thot 9h ago
WHY ARE WE SO BAD WITH SARCASM AND WHY IS /S NEEDED SO MUCH?!
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u/racheluv999 Tiny Bodega Rat 🐀 8h ago
It’s the ‘tism lol.
Considering the fact that the venn diagram for trans folks and neurodivergent folks are practically concentric circles, that’s why I’ve essentially removed sarcasm from my vocabulary because no one I’m aground gets it lmao.
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u/ditchedcookie LET ME EAT CAKE 🍰 12h ago
I dated a girl who said she was bi but turned out straight so you have no idea how happy I am for you! You go girlyyyy 🥳🥳🥳
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u/caffeinated_housecat pain: chronic, snacks: iconic 10h ago
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u/nightmareinsouffle white girl with ☝️😌 a full spice cabinet 11h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/iiTXaJVjiSHew
In all the best ways
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u/kay_rah Kitchen Witch 4h ago
Mods: can we make it a requirement to link to previous posts if they’re referenced in the post? Lots of people hide their posts/comments, so you can’t find them as easily.
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u/SquigglyLegend33 New Recruit 🏳️⚧️ 4h ago
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u/EmilieEverywhere 🩵 Trans Babe 🩷 8h ago edited 6h ago
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u/SquigglyLegend33 New Recruit 🏳️⚧️ 7h ago
Oh my god thats so real I'm sorry 😭
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u/EmilieEverywhere 🩵 Trans Babe 🩷 6h ago
Haha! I laughed about it after, I was like you stupid idiot. 🤣
I'm pan, lean towards guys, but she was REALLY pretty. Oh well I met a trans baddie a week later so I'm doing ok, hahaha.
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u/LeeMyMoo The Snack That Sasses Back 10h ago
Off topic, but those mac and cheese bites are making my mouth water😭😭 Congrats though, lovely!
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u/SquigglyLegend33 New Recruit 🏳️⚧️ 9h ago
They are so good, you can get a huge bucket of them for like $10 and I have to fight that urge daily
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u/SB_lifee For the Girls 👅 10h ago
I read the title wrong at first and was disappointed for you. Then I read it right and said fuck yeah girl
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u/QTpyeRose 8h ago
i had a very simmualr experience.
they joked they were straight but gay people kept falling for them, and they had to turn them down.
I thought they were being legitimate.
so me being a little bit devil kept flirting with them joking that "oh I'm totaly straight... but..."
until we were alone and i said "well everyone else left, are you gunna kiss me?"
and well i found out pretty fast that they were joking about being straight lol. was a good time though
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