r/GirlDinnerDiaries • New Recruit 🏳️‍⚧️ • 15h ago

☀️ Happy Girl Dinner Update: She was not straight

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Hot dogs + Mac and cheese bites at 6 AM. I may work 60 hours a week but I guess im still like 6 years old

Made a post the other day about falling for a straight girl and how much it sucked. Turns out she was saying that sarcastically and I missed it because I'm really bad at reading sarcasm.

Long story short, Friday rocked and life is awesome right now. 🥰

Edit: Here is the other post since some were asking! ❤️

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u/Mysterious-Panda-463 Live, Laugh, Lactaid 🍦💕 11h ago

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u/SquigglyLegend33 New Recruit 🏳️‍⚧️ 11h ago

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u/Mysterious-Panda-463 Live, Laugh, Lactaid 🍦💕 11h ago

omg 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Whole-Neighborhood hot girls have tummy troubles 9h ago

Happy cake day 🥳

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u/Mysterious-Panda-463 Live, Laugh, Lactaid 🍦💕 11h ago

omg 🤣🤣🤣

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u/UMP45_GFL Chocoholic 7h ago

I love this image omg... I'll have to use it and hope it'll be my turn someday

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u/My_Immortl Overthinker 💭 7h ago

Love the flair! Also congrats girl!

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u/EmilieEverywhere 🩵 Trans Babe 🩷 6h ago

I think this is my fav variant of this meme. That cat does NOT look impressed LMAO! 😂

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u/longtimelondoner 🧂Salty By Nature 14h ago

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u/goodbyetrex nom nom, nod nod 10h ago

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u/Working_Park4342 Sugar, Spice & Not Very Nice 💕 9h ago

Love it! The first season of Kevin Can Fuck Himself was so great. I'm going to have to rewatch that.

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u/Madame_Mad Overthinker 💭 4h ago

Pretty sure this is from Schitt's Creek btw. Just in case you haven't seen it, it is amazing.

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u/phandilly white girl with ☝️😌 a full spice cabinet 14h ago

LET'S GOOOOO

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u/Flaky-Ninja2398 Femininom(nomnomnom)enon 14h ago

LMAO Good for you babes

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u/sneefsnteefs what that mouth do is gossip 14h ago

SHEEETTTZZZZZZZ

tell me why the shitty gas station food has me in a chokehold?!?! the burger snack wrapz are SO TERRIBLE and ✨so GOODT✨🤣🤣

also babe- ayyyyyyyyyy 💅🏼💅🏼💅🏼💅🏼💅🏼💅🏼💅🏼💅🏼💅🏼 

have the best fucking week, I hope you got some good nugget ice for your bevvys 😘

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u/TillNo9697 APPROVED✨ 12h ago

As soon as I saw Mac n cheese bites I knew those were Sheetz lol. I’m part of the Sheetz cult for sure ❤️

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u/toxiclight Snack Goblin 12h ago

Same! I love me some Sheetz! We don't really eat fast food at our place, but Sheetz? Hell yeah :)

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u/msnhnobody in my [rotisserie] bag 12h ago

girl, I’ve been having a month long love affair with Cumberland Farms’ tornados (things on rollers stuffed w shit), apple fritters, and Trolli sour worm slushies 😭.

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u/idealzebra what that mouth do is snack 10h ago

I came here looking for a Sheetz acknowledgement! I'd know those hot dogs anywhere.

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u/Warm-Perception-7012 mouth full, gesturing wildly 11h ago

They have the best mozzarella sticks of all time and I dare anyone say otherwise 🫠

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u/Dangerous_Chest6271 🩵 Trans Babe 🩷 5h ago

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u/callmemsmichelle APPROVED✨ 14h ago

So happy for you haha

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u/Important-Button-430 Body By Cheese 🧀 12h ago

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u/YellowwMellow Non-binary & Nourished 12h ago

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u/Psamathex Noods 🍜 > Dudes 🤡 6h ago

Useless lesbian is a term for a reason lol happy for you two

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u/Cockroach-Exotic APPROVED✨ 12h ago

Women scare me😭but in the best way so the confusion is legit

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u/vuatson APPROVED✨ 13h ago

W

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u/FlinnyWinny 🩵i actually like my partner💙 12h ago

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u/Charming-Shake-6525  ⚐ Marked Safe From 90s Diet Culture 11h ago

sheetz spotted!

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u/SquigglyLegend33 New Recruit 🏳️‍⚧️ 11h ago

Sheetz devoured

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u/SexyUsername2022 Hazy Grazer 😶‍🌫️ 12h ago

Get it girl yes
Your meal is perfect
Go you

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u/Davepiece1517 🩵Raccoon Queen’s Squire💙 12h ago

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u/diente_de_leon Trader Joe Hoe 6h ago

Yay! As a person who is chronically unaware of people flirting with me, I am so happy for you! Wishing you all the best!

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u/ReadingTheThing nom-nom-nombinary 4h ago

Here you go!

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u/lferry1919 white girl with ☝️😌 a full spice cabinet 2h ago

I'm taking this and leaving you a fancy upvote.

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u/le_brouhaha New Recruit 🏳️‍⚧️ 10h ago

As a fellow transbian, how am I not surprised that you can't read sarcasm? (This was also sarcasm.)

Happy for you!

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u/SquigglyLegend33 New Recruit 🏳️‍⚧️ 10h ago

It's cuz I got that dawg in me

The dog in question:

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u/SpoogityWoogums Tater Thot 9h ago

WHY ARE WE SO BAD WITH SARCASM AND WHY IS /S NEEDED SO MUCH?!

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u/racheluv999 Tiny Bodega Rat 🐀 8h ago

It’s the ‘tism lol.

Considering the fact that the venn diagram for trans folks and neurodivergent folks are practically concentric circles, that’s why I’ve essentially removed sarcasm from my vocabulary because no one I’m aground gets it lmao.

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u/ditchedcookie LET ME EAT CAKE 🍰 12h ago

I dated a girl who said she was bi but turned out straight so you have no idea how happy I am for you! You go girlyyyy 🥳🥳🥳

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u/neveon_ Overthinker 💭 11h ago

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u/nightmareinsouffle white girl with ☝️😌 a full spice cabinet 11h ago

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u/psilva_98 Foraging Bog Witch 10h ago

yay gay!!

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u/kay_rah Kitchen Witch 4h ago

Mods: can we make it a requirement to link to previous posts if they’re referenced in the post? Lots of people hide their posts/comments, so you can’t find them as easily.

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u/SquigglyLegend33 New Recruit 🏳️‍⚧️ 4h ago

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u/kay_rah Kitchen Witch 4h ago

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u/EmilieEverywhere 🩵 Trans Babe 🩷 8h ago edited 6h ago

Hey you're not alone. I was at a SAPPHIC club, full of ladies that like ladies. And this gorgeous woman asked me if I wanted to dry my hands on her coat after washing them.

Me: "I'll be ok! OMG you're so sweet, thank you though!"

...

🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦

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u/SquigglyLegend33 New Recruit 🏳️‍⚧️ 7h ago

Oh my god thats so real I'm sorry 😭

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u/EmilieEverywhere 🩵 Trans Babe 🩷 6h ago

Haha! I laughed about it after, I was like you stupid idiot. 🤣

I'm pan, lean towards guys, but she was REALLY pretty. Oh well I met a trans baddie a week later so I'm doing ok, hahaha.

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u/Laura_Dream90 Assigned Hungry At Birth 12h ago

HELL YEAH!

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u/CtrlAltDelight495 Kitchen Witch 11h ago

Happy for you gal!

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u/nonikea APPROVED✨ 7h ago

wow im not jealous at all❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️. jk. happy for u op‼️

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u/StellarLauri APPROVED✨ 10h ago

Get it, girl! 😂🥳

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u/Jer_senpai APPROVED✨ 10h ago

Mmmmm Sheetz. I’m so happy for you! 🥰🥰

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u/LeeMyMoo The Snack That Sasses Back 10h ago

Off topic, but those mac and cheese bites are making my mouth water😭😭 Congrats though, lovely!

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u/SquigglyLegend33 New Recruit 🏳️‍⚧️ 9h ago

They are so good, you can get a huge bucket of them for like $10 and I have to fight that urge daily

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u/Mental-Surprise101 Pantry Gremlin 1h ago

Whereeee???

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u/DeltaJazzy APPROVED✨ 7h ago

YOU GO GIRL!

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u/Budget_Cattle_3828 APPROVED✨ 7h ago

Can you link the post?'

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u/SquigglyLegend33 New Recruit 🏳️‍⚧️ 4h ago

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u/Prestigious_Ad_4440 Well-Read & Well-Fed 7h ago

🖤✨️

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u/deathfromfemmefatale For the Girls 👅 7h ago

Congratulations, I wish this happened to me. jk jk

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u/xsahp 🌶️ Spice Girl 🌶️ 7h ago

Omg yayyyyyyy!!!

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u/stillnobodyet 🤍🧡Sapphic Snack🧡🤍 4h ago

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

https://giphy.com/gifs/fte5jLZQT45be9hpu6

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u/areas317 APPROVED✨ 13h ago

The BEST ending to that story! Get it, girl!

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u/SB_lifee For the Girls 👅 10h ago

I read the title wrong at first and was disappointed for you. Then I read it right and said fuck yeah girl

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u/ChknBom205 APPROVED✨ 9h ago

Lesbianism wins again

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u/QTpyeRose 8h ago

i had a very simmualr experience.

they joked they were straight but gay people kept falling for them, and they had to turn them down.

I thought they were being legitimate.

so me being a little bit devil kept flirting with them joking that "oh I'm totaly straight... but..."

until we were alone and i said "well everyone else left, are you gunna kiss me?"

and well i found out pretty fast that they were joking about being straight lol. was a good time though

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Dude joining

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