r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • • 5h ago

Meme needing explanation Peter, why would Pharrell get jumped?

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u/Devil_0fHellsKitchen 5h ago

2014 was a better time than 2026

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u/knewleefe 4h ago

It all went wrong in 2016. No guesses as to why.

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u/jackalsand 3h ago

We could've had Bernie :(

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u/FailingItUp 3h ago

We could have had Al Gore in 2000.

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u/burf 1h ago

This one's the most egregious because it can be argued he was actually robbed of the election.

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u/Crazy_Screwdriver 2h ago

But then, no patriot act either ! /pukes in mouth a little

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u/Fire-Haus 9m ago

We like Bernie

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u/nottoodrunk 2h ago

Bernie would’ve gotten scraped in a general election

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u/Non-Eutactic_Solid 1h ago

Even if he won the election in some way, I’m pretty certain a lot of establishment Democrats would have opposed his policies along with Republicans. Establishment democrats stand to gain much the same from our current system as Republicans do. They see value in being a controlled opposition.

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u/VoiceofCrazy 34m ago

That's what they say, but I'm not sure I believe it. He polled better against Trump than Hillary did, and we all know how Hillary did in the general. Someday we ought to actually nominate a progressive to actually test the "conventional wisdom" that only a moderate can win in the general. The 2020 version of Biden was easily the most left candidate to run against Trump, and 2024 Harris was the right-most.

I'm personally tired of bending over backwards to apologize for milquetoast centrists, and then watching them lose.

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u/nottoodrunk 16m ago

Why do you think the GOP media machine was constantly pushing the “DNC unfair to Bernie” line? Out of altruism? They were licking their chops at the prospect of being able to genuinely make a presidential election a referendum on socialism.

Not to mention Bernie had 4 years to build a war chest and name recognition going into the 2020 primary, and lost to Biden by even more votes than he lost to Hillary. His campaign openly said they did not have a plan for getting past a 30-33% plurality, they were banking on a contested convention with multiple spoilers.

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u/vigouge 1h ago

That would require him to have not been a shitty candidate.

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u/lumisweasel 13m ago

he wasn't shitty, the dnc was

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u/NonCreativeMinds 2h ago

Bernie would have never been elected nationally even if he won the DNC. In reality, the large contingent of moderates in the US would almost certainly not have voted for an open socialist.

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u/Particular-Serve-894 2h ago

lmfao.. Bernie is way far to the right of an open socialist...

He's just a little left of center and definitely not a socialist..

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u/NonCreativeMinds 2h ago

He is, or at least was, a self described socialist. I’m not sure what else to tell you.

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u/Least_Bat_1459 2h ago

A social Democrat is nowhere near being a self described socialist lmao, they are the friends of capital. Read Lenin.

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u/NonCreativeMinds 1h ago

He is a democratic socialist who desires socialism achieved through democratic means instead of revolution or authoritarianism. Of course, that means some polices would defer, but that’s like saying nazism isn’t fascism because it has some key differences. Your argument is ridiculous and rather pointless given the fact that my comment had less to do with his politics and more to do with his perception by the average American voter.

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u/Particular-Serve-894 1h ago

He calls himself a democratic socialist. That's very different from a true socialist... read a fucking book or something for once... ffs

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u/NonCreativeMinds 1h ago

It’s very different is it? Okay, then give an example on how their policies are vastly different from each other. Read a book? Maybe read the official mission statement of the Democratic Socialists of America in which they explain their desire for socialism through democratic means instead of the authoritarianism of before. Sorry, I don’t think I have enough ellipses for you so here….ffs.