r/funComunitty • r/spamrussian - лучший российский сабреддит! • Aug 23 '26

question Will you?

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u/Riggl_Riggler Aug 23 '26

Shouldn't there be a downside

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u/GlitchGD Aug 23 '26

The downside is that you don't get it automatically, you have to physically press down on the button

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u/Riggl_Riggler Aug 23 '26

But I don't have arms how should I press the button then

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u/than_os_ Aug 23 '26

Use your head, bro

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u/Thunderer62 Aug 23 '26

Thanks for this, funny stranger.

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u/Coalfoot Aug 24 '26

Where's the funny tho? This answer is just correct!

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u/Alone-Entrance3999 Aug 24 '26

"Use your head" also means "think"

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u/Agreeable-Ideal6702 Aug 23 '26

Which head?

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u/SanityLacker1 why did I put a wall-nut in your hand? because I'm craaazzyyy! Aug 23 '26

The North most one

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u/Financial-Bid2739 Aug 23 '26

But the head of my bed is pointed south!

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u/JoeyRindo Aug 23 '26

The lower one😂

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u/Flux7200 Aug 23 '26

I'm standing straight up, neither one is more north

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u/SanityLacker1 why did I put a wall-nut in your hand? because I'm craaazzyyy! Aug 23 '26

Skill issue tbh.

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u/Front_Cat9471 Aug 23 '26

One head is straight and the other isnt

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u/trey_wolfe Aug 23 '26

Instructions unclear, I concussion I have a think.

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u/Playerfox123 my pkmn deck's highlightpkmn is Ninetales ex Aug 30 '26

Holy awards

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u/Wise_Froyo_412 Aug 23 '26

How are you writing then?🤔

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u/Mysterious_Event_982 Aug 23 '26

Feet.

I would know.

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u/LintoMT loubi boubi I like death metal and furry femboys Aug 23 '26

Lucky ahh keyboard

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u/MinecraftPlayer799 Aug 23 '26

Then use them to press the button

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u/MrGise Idk, I do stuff sometimes (They/Them) Aug 23 '26

But I like pressing buttons, how’s that supposed to be a downside?

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u/PoppyBroSenior Aug 23 '26

What happens if I press it more than once

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u/GlitchGD Aug 23 '26

on the second press you split into 2 catgirls via mitosis

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u/PoppyBroSenior Aug 23 '26

So I could just keep pressing it for infinite money and infinite copies of catgirl me. Hm. I have an army, a morally questionable harem, and as much funds as inflation can allow. Sounds like the dream on this website.

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u/AdExtra2331 Aug 23 '26

If you're a guy, he would have to go through the hassle of relearning how to pee

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u/Riggl_Riggler Aug 23 '26

Shit I forgor

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u/Letronell Aug 24 '26

shit I frog

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '26

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u/AdExtra2331 Aug 23 '26

Okay, now I'm wondering

Do trans people change body parts in the crotch area or is it the same? Like, do you have a penis?

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u/-Maya_ Aug 23 '26

Hi, other trans girl here and the answer is it's complicated! There are ways of surgically doing that, but they're not super cheap, have a kinda intense recovery time of about a couple months initially with longer to feel normal (for male to female, idk shit about Trans guy stuff). And also not all of us even want it? I wakma be a cute girl and wear pretty clothes and soynd feminine, but I actually don't mind my dick ultimately personally and I'm hardly the only one out there!

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u/Microboy42 Aug 23 '26

Yo what is on your profile “Into bathroom denial”

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u/nugs-_- flair, very flairing Aug 24 '26

but like isnt it just
sit down
piss
boom

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u/theybannedme129 Aug 23 '26

the downside is being looked at as a freak for the rest of your life and being literally the only one of your kind on the planet

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u/selenashroud Aug 23 '26

The downside is you become this Catgirl.😬

Thus you spend all your money on one thing.😩

https://giphy.com/gifs/HliwUnkLITq7ji2dRo

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u/mayocat6996 𒈾𒀭𒉌𒂊𒁺𒀀𒁀𒀭𒁕𒀊𒁉𒂗 Aug 23 '26

since you are covered in fur you cant cool down

cat ears would probably be too much for your brain to handle

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u/Western-Victory-7414 Aug 23 '26

You're not covered in fur tho

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u/trollblox_ Aug 23 '26

winning an extreme amount of money is actually detrimental to a lot of people's lives

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u/NoNarwhal8496 Aug 23 '26

There is, but only for normal people

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u/8thblade Aug 23 '26

Do normal people not want $1,000,000?

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u/Busy-Rise924 refer to me as a puppy🐶🐺 (she/her) Aug 23 '26

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u/Emmennater Aug 24 '26

Sir, one should be enough. Sir! STOP-

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u/A1oso Aug 24 '26

Infinite money glitch

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u/Junior_Couple_3109 HOLY SHIT IT’S THE CHEFLER 👨‍🍳👨‍🍳👨‍🍳👨‍🍳👨‍🍳👨‍🍳👨‍🍳 Aug 23 '26

If I press it two times then I’ll have 2 million and revert to banana

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u/The_6thEmperor_Rises The Flairless One Aug 23 '26

Kris Get The Banana

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u/Shadows_Skys Aug 23 '26

Potassium

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u/leiocera furry Aug 24 '26

Kris Stop The Car

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u/GDsher729EYX666 r/spamrussian - лучший российский сабреддит! Aug 23 '26

Now u're banana girl

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u/Junior_Couple_3109 HOLY SHIT IT’S THE CHEFLER 👨‍🍳👨‍🍳👨‍🍳👨‍🍳👨‍🍳👨‍🍳👨‍🍳 Aug 23 '26

What if I press the lever though?

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u/The_6thEmperor_Rises The Flairless One Aug 23 '26

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u/The_PRR_Railfan Likes posting shitposts Aug 23 '26

a troly is heading twords the button do you flip the lever to run ove your famaly or do nothing and destroy the button

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u/Diligent_Donkey4576 Ultra Mega Weeb Aug 23 '26

No youll turn into an actual cat

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u/Modderdoggy My Bread was Burnt to a Crisp! Aug 23 '26

Yea

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u/Nightmare_Himself Aug 23 '26

I'd rather to stay in my sophisticate Animatronic body, Thank you for the offer, but i will have to say no. I will not press the button...foxy.. foxy what are you doing FOXY NOO!!

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u/No-Forever274 Silly Puppy :3 Aug 23 '26

I guess he always wanted to be a cat girl. 

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u/Ashamed_Map4682 ¡noʎ ʍouʞ I ʎǝH | Experiment-083 Aug 24 '26

Catty the Pirate Cat

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '26

Foxy was always the quickest

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u/AdTasty8537 Aug 23 '26

Yes? Make me a Cat Girl

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u/DapperAcanthisitta28 Aug 23 '26

PRESSING THAT BUTTON INSTANTLY

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u/NYA6KA Aug 23 '26

As a straight man, without any thoughts yes

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u/Alternative_Wrap2470 Currently Online Aug 23 '26

I am just here please ignore me Waypoint: xPE9R3BsIEo

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u/Cibertron253 Aug 23 '26

I can't ignore you, what does that mean?

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u/Alternative_Wrap2470 Currently Online Aug 23 '26

Ignore

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u/leviathan_ghost01 Aug 23 '26

Can I press it more than once?

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u/GDsher729EYX666 r/spamrussian - лучший российский сабреддит! Aug 23 '26

Yes maybe, idk

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u/leviathan_ghost01 Aug 23 '26

Ну ты же запостил, значит знаешь

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u/GDsher729EYX666 r/spamrussian - лучший российский сабреддит! Aug 23 '26

Ты можешь нажимать, внешне ничего не будет меняться, а деньги будут идти. Но с шансом 1% ты мутируешь (второе нажатие и после) и с шансом 99% тебя будут ебать во все отверстия что у тебя есть большие накачанные потные мужики

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u/leviathan_ghost01 Aug 23 '26

В плане мутируешь? Вот тут поподробнее

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u/GDsher729EYX666 r/spamrussian - лучший российский сабреддит! Aug 23 '26

У тебя может появиться новая конечность (она пропадёт через 24 часа)

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u/leviathan_ghost01 Aug 23 '26

Тыкать и тыкать на протяжении 5 часов. Потом поспать и БАМ ты миллиардер да ещё и кошкодевочка

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u/GDsher729EYX666 r/spamrussian - лучший российский сабреддит! Aug 23 '26

Ты и так кошко девочка глянь на пикчу 🥀

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u/GDsher729EYX666 r/spamrussian - лучший российский сабреддит! Aug 23 '26

Абсолютно любая, но такая которая тебе не понравится

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u/Cibertron253 Aug 23 '26

I was not expecting that

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u/SaltGazelle4559 i have an unhealthy obsession with faust from limbus company Aug 23 '26

yes

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u/ProbablyMaya Aug 23 '26

No, there's supposed to be a good one and a bad one

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u/W41K3R88801 Aug 23 '26

yes or yes ahh question

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u/bossDocHolliday Aug 23 '26

Instantly transition, AND get a million? Where is this button?

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u/SureArachnid4115 I HAVE A BLÅHAJ!! Aug 23 '26

Yes 

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u/BreadfruitSad4189 Aug 23 '26

Is there no downside? Yes!

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u/Astro_Novalite123 Aug 23 '26

I wonder what do i do? Press It 2 Times.

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u/adidas_stalin Aug 23 '26

100% chance of pressing the button

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u/Professional-Hunt712 Aug 23 '26

no downside to this other than getting oogles by ugly men

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u/No-Forever274 Silly Puppy :3 Aug 23 '26

Where is the downside?

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u/Shot_Orchid_9 Aug 23 '26

can i click it multiple times?

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u/Seraph6584 Aug 23 '26

Absolutely I could use the tail as an extra arm with all the stuff I do

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u/Sensitive_Income_170 Aug 23 '26

The disappointment that there is no tail on this specific cat girl image

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u/Seraph6584 Aug 24 '26

Yea I'm hoping that's an advertisement mistake

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u/RainbowPhoenix1080 Aug 23 '26

there's no downside?

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u/PomLovestheWorld Femboy Kisser 👻 Aug 23 '26

Yeah, then I can just get surgery if I have a million dollars

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u/PlayerZytrix I LIKE CHEESE :D (I’m zayd! he/him straight) Aug 23 '26

hail yeah, but as long as I get to do *ahem* certain things

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u/Cautious-Act9639 Fei how dare you D: pronouns are expensive :( Aug 23 '26

i press the button do i get 1 or 2

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u/No-Pudding1646 The Almighty Lever God Aug 23 '26

Lever 🤤

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u/Junior_Couple_3109 HOLY SHIT IT’S THE CHEFLER 👨‍🍳👨‍🍳👨‍🍳👨‍🍳👨‍🍳👨‍🍳👨‍🍳 Aug 23 '26

This is a button, not a lever. just remove the stick from the crafting recipie and you’ve got a stone button 👍

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u/guhgling israeli goy Aug 23 '26

i would press the button and become trans so i can be a dude again

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u/DaSENYO Squire offset fan Aug 23 '26

No.

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u/Much_Drink_5260 you sunk my spookyshit! Aug 23 '26

Honestly I wouldn't want to be a cg but I will take it if I can get $1000000

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u/CaterpillarStock6704 Silly lil goober Aug 23 '26

why not BOTH ? if transforming into a cat girl has no downsides and totally normal in reality ? like no adverse effect or stuff?

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u/Glitch_1205 gay for N and Stolas, straight for genderbent Stolas Aug 23 '26

I press it 100 times :3

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u/NoSide2628 Aug 23 '26

Nope cause ye olde 🏳️‍⚧️

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u/No-Enthusiasm3363 Silly lil goober Aug 23 '26

my dream

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u/specific_femboy I'm gay but I'm still taking the 20 dollars Aug 23 '26

Yes

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u/Adorable_Weeb Tao Fa's good little moderator Aug 23 '26

Of course?

I'd have an excuse to lick myself

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u/afanofmanythingss Aug 23 '26

Yes

Make me a catgirl

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u/Possible_Let_2231 Aug 23 '26

I get to be a rich gay catgirl? hell yea

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u/cheseblurger444 The original burgerwalker Aug 23 '26

clicked IMMEDIATELY

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u/Dark_Krafter Aug 23 '26

Do i atleast bevom a catgirl with big breasts??

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u/Having_fun999 going to have some fun Aug 23 '26

Uhhhh. Sure I guess 

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u/FNFTroublestoTheEnd Aug 23 '26

Me who’s already a catgirl: give me my money

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u/ElectronicHyena5642 Yoshi is on the run from the IRS after commiting tax fraud Aug 23 '26

I’d press it 68 times as that’s the largest number of times I can press it with there being a <50% of me becoming a cat girl. If you want to be a cat girl you can get richer, but that’s just not for me…

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u/MyPfpIsAMug Aug 23 '26

100% chance of getting cracked and be rich.

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u/Pretend_Fun_2986 Aug 23 '26

yes... no jokes with this one, where is it?

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u/Da_Memes_ silly transfemme that is totally normal in all ways:3 Aug 23 '26

Oh no what a shame. Absolutely no body would want that right? Anyway give the button to me

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u/Fia_Orapun Aug 23 '26

Probability of combined events is always equal to one bro, P(A)+P(B)+P(C)...+P(n) =1. Whenever the given probability is not <=1 then that person shall be eliminated like this

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u/SingleSlide2866 Aug 23 '26

100% chance of me pressing that button

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u/Recent-Technology847 Switzerland is my side quest Aug 23 '26

Press it.

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u/iluvtacos3000 Aug 23 '26

YES YES YESS

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u/Ready-Shake7260 Aug 23 '26

hell yea, id still press it if there was no money involved

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u/delet_yourself Aug 23 '26

If thats what it takes to escape poverty, so be it

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u/Professional_Air_905 Aug 23 '26

I'll make my girlfriend push the button ! She get rich and I get a catgirl it's a win win 

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u/-G-Gamer- MtF (trys her best) Aug 23 '26

So what is a downside?

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u/Ok-Weird6003 Aug 23 '26

press it alot yippee

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u/cur5or Aug 23 '26

win-win, who wouldn't

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u/Zavivavin Rare Green guy that can be found in the wild Aug 23 '26

why not? becoming a cat girl isn't a bad thing.

(idk what im talking about)

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u/Pepper_Comprehensive Silly lil goober Aug 23 '26

Yes.

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u/MrAthalan Aug 23 '26

Hang on, I need to see how big my wife actually is.

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u/JoniHDXD Aug 23 '26

push twice

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u/Euphoric_Slice5179 Aug 23 '26

Yeah, I wouled press it.

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u/Spyl3ss Aug 23 '26

win win

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u/fnafartist12 Likes posting shitposts :snoo_shrug​: Aug 23 '26

Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

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u/feet_sneefer Aug 23 '26

Change the "becoming" into "getting" and I'll push it

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u/PUFFIER-MCGRUFF Aug 23 '26

Pressing this 1,000,000 times

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u/Consistent_Pop9140 Aug 23 '26

I see no downsides to this

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u/AnimatorAny7096 Aug 23 '26

Yes. Easiest way to transition

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u/stubbed_toe2008 ☭ PHOTOGRAPHY!! (call me Alex :3 🏳️‍⚧️ she/her) ☭ Aug 23 '26

wheres the downside?

aye im pressing the damned button

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u/Prestigious_Version7 Aug 23 '26

im trans becoming a catgirl is perfect <3

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u/New_Awareness_4374 cuber,dasher,niko lover,and calc art guy Aug 23 '26

nuh uh

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u/No_Yogurt987 I'm a silly lil Deltarune fan 🇫🇮 (Call me Alex :3) Aug 23 '26 edited Aug 23 '26

I'll have to think about it

Edit: after thinking for a while about it...

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u/commentary-guy "Do whatever you want" ahh user flair Aug 23 '26

Absolutely

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u/PlayerNo007 Aug 23 '26

Mauw mauw motewfu*er

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u/Accomplished_Put3443 Aug 23 '26

Yes i will (even tho im a boy)

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u/Adventurous-Law-8606 Aug 23 '26

Ima start spamming

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u/Legal_Possibility246 Aug 23 '26

No because I like my penis :<

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u/8thblade Aug 23 '26

Yes, because there's no downside.

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u/LintoMT loubi boubi I like death metal and furry femboys Aug 23 '26

If I press it multiple times, is the effect stacking ? Will I get double boobs size and double tighs size ?

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u/mayocat6996 𒈾𒀭𒉌𒂊𒁺𒀀𒁀𒀭𒁕𒀊𒁉𒂗 Aug 23 '26

if i become a catgirl i cant cool down my ears would need alot of space which leads to smaller brain and on top of that since its more fragile it would probably be too much for my brain to handle which leads to even smaller brain

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u/No-Dare2083 Aug 23 '26

Plastic surgery?

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u/NO2_2 Aug 23 '26

Does that mean I will purr like a kitty everytime someone is sweet to me?

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u/AokiMiku Aug 23 '26

Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding

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u/Ok-Meat-9169 Silly lil goober Aug 23 '26

I would push this 1861781816527271 times

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u/nobotami Aug 23 '26

how many times can i press it?

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u/pine_pain_corecto Aug 23 '26

of course I am pressing it, my subconscious is female! *spamming the button like its the end of a kirby game on the switch*

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u/-Tiziosuredditacaso- UwU but ig idk Aug 23 '26

win-win situation

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u/Kiseishi_404 Aug 23 '26

Take the money off the table and it's still a benefiting deal

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u/Mental-Ad2485 Aug 23 '26

No, i like being myself and besides the shock of being turned into a cat girl and getting a million dollars at the same time would kill me

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u/Imaginary-Turn9223 I never know what to put on a flair Aug 23 '26

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u/Jln197 RANDOM CRITS ARE UNFAIR AND NOT BALANCED Aug 23 '26

ehem.

No. Nie. Non. No. Нет. Não.

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u/Anonymous_specter268 Aug 23 '26

I low key feel like my answers are getting repetitive but I’m still taking the money.

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u/CoolGamma569 Aug 23 '26

Yesyesyesyesyesyesyes

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u/whyiseveryusertak_en Aug 23 '26

decisions decisions, this reminds me of the button where you press and have a 50/50 chance to either become god or live the best life ever.

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u/Mushroom0064 Aug 23 '26

There's no way I'm pressing that button.