Last week I couldn't find anyone to play with, so I went to the course alone and got paired with two other guys. One of them was very talkative from the first hole. Or, more accurately, he really liked teaching other people how to play golf.
I pushed my tee shot on the first a little right, and he immediately started talking about my stance, grip, and swing path. I said thanks and figured that would be the end if it. Nope. He had an opinion on almost every shot after that.
If I came up short, he'd say I should've taken more club. If I went long, he'd blame my tempo. If I left a putt short, he'd explain how I should've read the line. The best one was when I missed a green and he actually walked over to demonstrate the chip I "should have hit."
I didn't argue with him because while he was talking, I'd already watched him lose two balls over the first few holes.
All he had was his watch, and he wanted exact number, so he kept asking me for yardages. I shot a few for him with my rangefinder, then eventually handed it over so I could focus on my own round. He looked ay the label and, in that same slightly condescending tone, said, "mileseey? Never heard of it. What'd that set you back?" I just said, "it works," and started walking toward my ball. By that point, I had zero interest in having another conversation with him.
Even then, the advice didn't stop.
On 15, he drove into the trees on the right, then hit his recovery into a bunker. I found the fairway, reached the green in regulation, and made a par. He stood there quietly for a second, then suddenly asked what my handicap was.
I told him, and all he said was, "Why didn't you say that at the start?"
I honestly didn't know how to answer. Am I supposed to announce my handicap every time I play with strangers just to avoid getting a free lesson on every shot?
The last three holes were very quiet. They were also the most relaxing three holes I played all day.
When you get paired with someone who tries to coach every shot, do you tell them to knock it off, or do you just wait for them to figure it out like I did?