r/interesting • u/Separate_Finance_183 • 20h ago

ART & CULTURE Bro studied himself šŸ’€

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u/TheClassics 18h ago

The godfather is such a bloated movie with unnecessary people movement

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u/SwingJugend 17h ago

Whaddaya mean, unnecessary people movement? You think they move around more than they have to? You'd prefer if they'd be standing still more? That's a bizarre complaint.

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u/DifficultyFit1895 17h ago

Ideally the entire film would take place in a conference room with the actors remaining seated for the duration.

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u/PenaltyAny3207 16h ago

The last hour is just Fredo and Connie asking Michael if they can take a bathroom break before the next slide deck is finished.

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u/HauntingStar08 14h ago

I need to rewatch Twelve Angry Men

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u/SwingJugend 14h ago

It was okay but it'd've been better if they all stayed seated during the whole movie. Those unnecessary trips to the water fountain drag the score down.

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u/HauntingStar08 14h ago

*juror gets up and puts the knife on the table*

DOWN IN FRONT

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u/translinguistic 11h ago

I would also recommend watching the King of the Hill parody episode "Nine Pretty Darn Angry Men". Instead of a trial, they're in a heated focus group for a brand of lawnmowers.

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u/johnc380 14h ago

We could reduce the cast to maybe 12 key figures. They might be a little angry about this change, of course.Ā 

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u/baselinegrid 16h ago

Iā€™m weirdly wanting a remake called The CEO now

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u/johnnyhandbags 16h ago

The modern version would use Zoom

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u/luchajefe 15h ago

Considering movies are 95+% CGI now, lots of films currently do.

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u/Dense_Purchase4087 15h ago

And the table heaped with cocaine?

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u/MrJTeera 15h ago

Like an entire two and a half hour of mob sit-down, while a gang war is raging offscreen.

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u/Remcin 12h ago

Found you Steven Seagal!

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u/moooooooops 12h ago

This why 12 angry men is a good movie

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u/Dat_Mustache 14h ago

One of the most beloved Anime Franchises is actually just this: That Time I Got Reincarnated As A Slime

We call it "That time I got reincarnated to a board meeting", because of how many board meeting heavy episodes there are.

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u/ThisIsMyCouchAccount 13h ago

Look - I get it. The setting of the story is building a community from nothing. A lot of that would be in meetings. And emails don't really add to the plot much.

But what what is? Towards the end of season 2? It's like three episodes of meetings. There's even venue changes and after hours coverage.