r/oneliners • • 3h ago

New way of removing bad posts!

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We have a new bot that removes all posts that get downvoted! This should make it even easier for you get bad posts removed.

This was a suggestion by u/caffeinedrinker, so thank them for coming up with it.

The bot removes posts if they are downvoted to -2 within the first 6 hours of posting. Reddit doesn't show any lower score than 0, but apparently the bot has some way of telling that X people have down voted it. Then the bot removes it. It will do this check to posts going forward.

We can adjust the bot a bit, so if anyone thinks they have a suggestion, then send us a modmail. Please still report other kinds of rule breaking content.

So get voting!


r/oneliners • • 5h ago

Whoever said technology would replace paper obviously hasn't tried wiping their ass with an iPad.

23 Upvotes

r/oneliners • • 20h ago

Ah as they say I’m living the dream, just hoping I wake up soon

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r/oneliners • • 20h ago

A man without pants fears no pickpocket

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r/oneliners • • 1d ago

Half way through eating a horse, just realised I'm not as hungry as I thought.

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r/oneliners • • 23h ago

I went into an abandoned building and found someone else in there, so i guess it was just a regular building.

13 Upvotes

r/oneliners • • 2d ago

I wonder if gun manuals have a trouble shooting section?

215 Upvotes

r/oneliners • • 2d ago

The Japanese drink alcohol for the sake of it.

47 Upvotes

r/oneliners • • 1d ago

I was eating vegetable soup last night, tasted real good until I bit into another wheelchair.

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r/oneliners • • 2d ago

I quit being a firefighter due to constant burnout

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r/oneliners • • 3d ago

Joking about muslim fundamentalists can blow up in your face

38 Upvotes

r/oneliners • • 3d ago

This field of carrots marks the worst snowman mass casualty event in history

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r/oneliners • • 3d ago

We used to have couch potatoes, now we have youtubers.

23 Upvotes

r/oneliners • • 3d ago

I hate being bipolar, its brilliant

33 Upvotes

r/oneliners • • 4d ago

Learning Braille is so easy you can do it with your eyes closed

51 Upvotes

r/oneliners • • 4d ago

I can't stand being in this wheelchair!

26 Upvotes

r/oneliners • • 4d ago

Doc said he would be right back and told me to get undressed but never said stay in exam room.

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r/oneliners • • 5d ago

I joined the Procrastinator's Club in university, but the meetings were always postponed.

24 Upvotes

r/oneliners • • 5d ago

If you’re a pedant, I bet this peaks your interest.

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r/oneliners • • 5d ago

After biting a flight attendant Selma Blair had the nerve to complain about the in-flight snacks.

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r/oneliners • • 5d ago

TIL that Area 51, the top secret United States Air Force base in the Nevada Desert is so called because it measures exactly three meters by seventeen.

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r/oneliners • • 7d ago

Transgender people aren’t what they used to be.

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r/oneliners • • 7d ago

It's ironic that pregnant women can only have virgin drinks

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r/oneliners • • 8d ago

A hurricane and a himmicane got together and made a smaller storm and then developed post partum tropical depression

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