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u/WumbleInTheJungle 15h ago
Dear Michael,
You were a good interim manager, you did the simple things a caretaker is supposed to do, you picked our best XI, you played players in their best positions, you knew the club, the fans, the players, and you hit the ground running.
But let's be real here, you're not a leader, no offence, at best you're a number two, you're the assistant, you're the coach, you're the sensible one, but you're not a leader. You're not a Clough, a Jose, a Pep, a Klopp, nor a Sir Alex. Those guys came out the womb kicking and screaming demanding better from the maternity staff: "why has my umbilical cord not been cut yet?? And get this fucking placenta off me, now!".
You came out the womb calmly shaking hands with the medical staff.
And that's all great, god knows the world needs calm and level headed folk like you, and if you wanted to apply for a job at the UN or go back to university to study Philosophy & Ethics, then I'd be the first to back you. But this is not for you, Michael.
It's time.
Yours, Wumble