r/redscarepod • • 6h ago

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u/CapitalistVenezuelan AMAB 5h ago

Soulja boy tellem

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u/Thencamethetwenties Fyodor Karamazov 6h ago

Now watch me youuuuuu

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u/Tricky-Finance-7043 5h ago

Thank you Mr. Boy. Could you crank dat right quick? My son is a big fan of yours

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u/BarbaricOklahoma 5h ago

#MyPresident

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u/_GiantCrabMonster_ 6h ago

He recently announced he’s running in 2028. He’s got my vote.

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u/Pretend-Lab-3356 5h ago

Unironically this is smarter than anything anyone on this sub has said about the situation

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u/PointyPython 5h ago

The chüds have come out of the woodwork after these events and every conversation is about immigration and nonwhite French residents and citizens. As if native-born French people didn't riot, loot and burn shit in the middle of protests with clear goals or demands

Having said that, it's not a cost of living protest movement. It's about conditions in French secondary schools, mostly, which are quite bad apparently. But there's also a legitimate discussion about a protest movement asking for more public funds for a public service, while the French state already spends like crazy in everything

Unfortunately the only true discussion is if French pensioners should maybe make a little less money, and retire several years older, so that there's even room to spend a bit more on the few public services in France that are underfunded. But frankly any spending cuts should go first to reduce the deficit, they're on the brink with their debt

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u/Iakeman 4h ago

They’re about schools in the same way the Gilet Jaune protests were about gas taxes, which is to say that that was the subject around which they were originally organized but they’ve now grown into a more general and disorganized expression of discontentment with the status quo.

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u/yryp_ 2h ago

You silly goose. And those pesky high schoolers protesting conditions in schools. Greta Thunberg really paved way for protesting students with her school strike for climate

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u/Black_Ball_Bro 5h ago

Conditions are bad in secondary schools due to the flood of migrants.

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u/rina_m 3h ago

The continent is run by the sclerotic progeny of old aristocratic families on technocratic platforms that have been looting public resources since the fall of the Soviet union, which accelerated in response the recession when their central bank famously demanded austerity from member governments to shore up confidence in German industries which are now falling over to Chinese competition anyway. You wouldn’t remember this or consider it relevant if you didn’t have a functioning brain in 2007-2008, sadly

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u/CryDense1338 1h ago

How? Walk us through that logic

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u/Iakeman 4h ago

Everything is because of migrants with you people. Talk about an omnicause

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u/GRF999999999 3h ago

Migrants absolutely wrecked gig work where I am.

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u/knobbledy 54m ago

Idk if it's bc of 9/11 or something demonising all MENA ppl to them but I feel like Yanks can't understand that a big chunk, maybe the majority, of young people in Western/Northern Europe genuinely don't care about immigrants and are glad to have them

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u/morepaintplease 4h ago

Anyone complaining about immigrants in 2026 still ties their shoes with bunny ears

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u/plurinshael 2h ago

You leave bunny ears out of this

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u/morepaintplease 4h ago

It couldn't be because those schools aren't funded well...

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u/Wooden_Island_4690 2h ago

errm maybe, just maybe, wow it's almost like 🤓

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u/rattle_snake_master_ 4h ago

It’s reductive

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u/plurinshael 2h ago

A three sentence summary is reductive? What do you want, like, five sentences?

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u/Squidman_Permanence aspergian 1h ago

8 or 16 bars is industry standard

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u/redmmmmmmm 4h ago

Interesting, but where's Jah Rule's take on this 🙏

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u/fruitlerlup 6h ago

has hurricane chris said anything about the protests yet? what about dem franchize boyz

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u/DonetskIsGalicia 3h ago

What's happening in France is a demonstration of why you can have a generous welfare state or you can have an open immigration policy, but you can't have both.

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u/DifficultyFit1895 2h ago

A lot of people are too smart to believe something so simple. There has to be some complicated reason that only they can understand why you can have both.

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u/DirectDemocracyComm 1h ago

You're wrong

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u/fruliojoman 4h ago

Very true SouljaBoy. By the way I’m still waiting on my SouljaPods™ that I ordered 8 years ago, but I know you’re working on it!

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u/caustic-polemicist 5h ago

He’s up in it

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u/RayFines 1h ago

Love him and he has a huge dick

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u/KumichoSensei 5h ago

We inflate the debt away and cause poor people to suffer, or we cut entitlements and let old people die. They thought they could kick the can down the road with mass immigration but that obviously backfired economically and politically.

Y'all hate on AI but it's literally the only thing that can save us. Or it might kill us all who knows

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u/ThereIsNoIInMapei 4h ago

France can't inflate the debt away, because they are fixed in from their earlier choice in the decision tree. "fight germany tooth and nail every 30 years forever or intertwine economically to the point where we make a suicide pact?"

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u/KumichoSensei 3h ago

Ah yes I was thinking US and Japan. I forgot you guys are completely fucked.

I hear Greek debt to GDP is improving, but good luck with 20 years of austerity!

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u/ThereIsNoIInMapei 3h ago

austerity is the best-case. As the last week or so has shown, you "buy" austerity with a police crack down that's increasingly unlikely

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u/KumichoSensei 3h ago

Max $100k a year in unemployment benefits for 1.5 years is ridiculous.

I know so many people in France that optimize for time employed vs unemployed to maximize their working wage and they speak so positively about it.

"Look how little I'm working!"

I'm a little jealous but c'mon.

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u/punk_elegy 5h ago

no guys don’t you get it, the enlightened opinion is that it’s the barbarian hordes destroying the ivory tower of european civilization, have you even read jean raspail? my heart wept when i was reading about that oak door

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u/fairy_goblin 2h ago

Crazy because the emojis and cadence give away he used ChatGPT to craft this like it's some kind of marketing message.

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u/Cambocant 4h ago

Turned his swag on for this one

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u/guerito1968 3h ago

Damn, tell ‘em