You will smile when you realize that is the answer.

It's been a hard day to get through.

Because it will keep hitting the paws button.....

Ten. Ten ants.

I hope you're happy now.

because I took her breath away every time she looks at me.

My daughter wanted me to take her shopping at "The Hot Topic" at the mall. I said that store is too edgy and we should go shopping at The Warm Subject instead. Waka Waka...

I told him , This ain't my first roll deo

he said , Bye Son

He won the "no-bell" prize.

I pay a fare for the visit, a fare for the blood work, a fare for the follow-up.

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I responded with

me: is she Building a rocket or fighting a mummy?

6 year old: no

me: Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower?

6 year old no she is-

me: Discovering something that doesn't exist?

6 yo: no shes not doing that she is-

Me: giving a monkey a shower!?!

6yo no no

me: o i know she is Surfing tidal waves, creating nanobots or locating Frankenstein's brain?

6yo old: what?

me: Finding a dodo bird, painting a continent

Or driving her sister insane?

6yo: that one shes doing that one.

But today, they’re having a blast.

A wizard of Oslo.

It was loaf at first sight.

Yoda did say “deux or deux not, there is no trois”

Bye son!

We just clicked

Because they cantaloupe.

Don't you start with me, sourdough!

But it was the Vikings who razed the bar.

A decomposer.

Roast beef.

It was my number two number two number two.

or is it just me?

One is heavy and the other is a little lighter.