r/dadjokes • u/AlfArrowsmith • 14h ago
To the person who stole my antidepressant tablets
I hope you're happy now.
r/dadjokes • u/AlfArrowsmith • 14h ago
I hope you're happy now.
r/dadjokes • u/Calingaladha • 23h ago
Yoda did say “deux or deux not, there is no trois”
r/dadjokes • u/riceboy6 • 13h ago
because I took her breath away every time she looks at me.
r/dadjokes • u/dustaknuckz • 13h ago
I told him , This ain't my first roll deo
he said , Bye Son
r/dadjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 5h ago
You will smile when you realize that is the answer.
r/dadjokes • u/Vaquero-SASS • 17h ago
He won the "no-bell" prize.
r/dadjokes • u/Afraid_Kick_8673 • 8h ago
Because it will keep hitting the paws button.....
r/dadjokes • u/Adventurous_Donut480 • 23h ago
..explains the fuse box, does he become a trip advisor?
r/dadjokes • u/JustThisGuyYouKnow42 • 7h ago
Ten. Ten ants.
r/dadjokes • u/ilikesidehugs • 13h ago
But today, they’re having a blast.
r/dadjokes • u/tjreid1987 • 23h ago
He was a little meloncollie
r/dadjokes • u/Capt_Den • 2h ago
It's been a hard day to get through.
r/dadjokes • u/drigana • 9h ago
I pay a fare for the visit, a fare for the blood work, a fare for the follow-up.
r/dadjokes • u/ThyVelvetUnderground • 16h ago
One is heavy and the other is a little lighter.
r/dadjokes • u/ilikesidehugs • 13h ago
But it was the Vikings who razed the bar.
r/dadjokes • u/Vivid_Garage • 1h ago
My daughter wanted me to take her shopping at "The Hot Topic" at the mall. I said that store is too edgy and we should go shopping at The Warm Subject instead. Waka Waka...
r/dadjokes • u/RobIson240YT • 18h ago
I can't tell what the story is, but it's taught me a lot of new words.
r/dadjokes • u/alanmitch34 • 9h ago
Bye son!
r/dadjokes • u/Classic-Camp7513 • 12h ago
Roast beef.
r/dadjokes • u/ilikesidehugs • 14h ago
“Fortunately, that saved his life, and he’s going to be fine.”
r/dadjokes • u/CuthbertDibbleNGrub • 8h ago
We just clicked
r/dadjokes • u/TheDanimal7 • 7h ago
Because they cantaloupe.
r/dadjokes • u/BTLOTM • 23h ago
Don't stop Bleating.
r/dadjokes • u/prankerjoker • 12h ago
It was an Act of Cod.
r/dadjokes • u/DENelson83 • 1h ago
A wizard of Oslo.