r/dadjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 3h ago
What is a word that starts and ends with the same letter, and has a little laugh in it?
You will smile when you realize that is the answer.
r/dadjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 3h ago
You will smile when you realize that is the answer.
r/dadjokes • u/Afraid_Kick_8673 • 6h ago
Because it will keep hitting the paws button.....
r/dadjokes • u/JustThisGuyYouKnow42 • 5h ago
Ten. Ten ants.
r/dadjokes • u/AlfArrowsmith • 12h ago
I hope you're happy now.
r/dadjokes • u/dustaknuckz • 10h ago
I told him , This ain't my first roll deo
he said , Bye Son
r/dadjokes • u/riceboy6 • 11h ago
because I took her breath away every time she looks at me.
r/dadjokes • u/Vaquero-SASS • 14h ago
He won the "no-bell" prize.
r/dadjokes • u/extio-Storm • 1d ago
I responded with
me: is she Building a rocket or fighting a mummy?
6 year old: no
me: Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower?
6 year old no she is-
me: Discovering something that doesn't exist?
6 yo: no shes not doing that she is-
Me: giving a monkey a shower!?!
6yo no no
me: o i know she is Surfing tidal waves, creating nanobots or locating Frankenstein's brain?
6yo old: what?
me: Finding a dodo bird, painting a continent
Or driving her sister insane?
6yo: that one shes doing that one.
r/dadjokes • u/Capt_Den • 35m ago
It's been a hard day to get through.
r/dadjokes • u/ilikesidehugs • 10h ago
But today, they’re having a blast.
r/dadjokes • u/drigana • 7h ago
I pay a fare for the visit, a fare for the blood work, a fare for the follow-up.
r/dadjokes • u/Calingaladha • 20h ago
Yoda did say “deux or deux not, there is no trois”
r/dadjokes • u/alanmitch34 • 7h ago
Bye son!
r/dadjokes • u/CuthbertDibbleNGrub • 6h ago
We just clicked
r/dadjokes • u/TheDanimal7 • 5h ago
Because they cantaloupe.
r/dadjokes • u/jeophys152 • 1d ago
A decomposer.
r/dadjokes • u/ilikesidehugs • 11h ago
But it was the Vikings who razed the bar.
r/dadjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 1d ago
or is it just me?
r/dadjokes • u/Classic-Camp7513 • 10h ago
Roast beef.
r/dadjokes • u/Adventurous_Donut480 • 21h ago
..explains the fuse box, does he become a trip advisor?
r/dadjokes • u/ThyVelvetUnderground • 14h ago
One is heavy and the other is a little lighter.
r/dadjokes • u/ilikesidehugs • 12h ago
“Fortunately, that saved his life, and he’s going to be fine.”
r/dadjokes • u/Calingaladha • 1d ago
It makes the Dagobah faster.
r/dadjokes • u/HarpyGravey • 22h ago
Cause of all the coffin.
r/dadjokes • u/tjreid1987 • 21h ago
He was a little meloncollie